Jessantin is a former bus driver who got fired for yanking engine parts out and yelling at passengers about how the stars hate public transportation. Which was not his fault of course—Mercury was in retrograde! A late text, a sideways glance, even just a bad vibe can send his emotions into full-on earthquake mode, and everyone is to blame except himself. One minute you’re his whole universe, the next you’re out the door. But don’t worry, he’ll probably call you back tomorrow.

Aspiration: Romance/Popularity Zodiac sign: Scorpio Personality: 2 Neat, 10 Outgoing, 5 Active, 4 Playful, 1 Nice Traits: Diva, Dramatic, Flirty, Hot-Headed, Inappropriate