Tessmond is a hardworking overachiever, but his instability gets him into trouble.

Hopelessly devoted to the dream of a massive family dynasty, Galeazzo is a True Family Man™ with visions of filling his future home with at least 10 kids and 20 grandkids.

A mood-swing in human form, Anastasius is equal parts perfectionist and daydreamer, obsessive organizer and chaotic self-saboteur, always one breath away from reinventing himself completely.

Mariella chases life like it owes her something. Closes boardroom deals, goes to rooftop parties, spontaneous getaways—her suitcase is always half-packed, her passport overflowing, and her Instagram active.

Jessantin is a former bus driver who got fired for yanking engine parts out and yelling at passengers about how the stars hate public transportation. Which was not his fault of course—Mercury was in retrograde!

Perpetually hungry for love, Pollyanna spends much of her time gazing lovingly into the mirror, whispering how beautiful she is, and practicing flirting with friends.

Alanisa has a gift for gabbing and a tendency for gabbing with no particular goal in mind, just for the joy of gabbing.

Jabin has all the confidence of a bully and the patience of a toddler.

Silvana is both the coolest person in the group and their biggest nightmare.

Attena entire existence depends on being the center of attention at all times, which is really a lot of work! Even in private she’s in full face of makeup, wearing